They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away,
ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the
time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!
You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had
said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you
laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you
left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away,
ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and
chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs
and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me
back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait,
they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy
mutt!!! And...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away,
ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the
time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with
trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and
twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away,
ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade
out)
Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha
ha....
original recording by Napoleon XIV